Monday, April 13, 2009
You Just Do What You Gotta Do
Easter Eggs
Anyway, Kendall and I put together Easter baskets for the boys and enjoyed a leisurely breakfast of Easter eggs and rolls. It was time well-spent.
Ice Fishing
Work and Cinnamon Rolls
Thursday night was one of those rare nights that we actually were in bed at the same time. During the night Evan started crying so I went to help him. When I got back to bed Kendall asked me, “What did Evelyn want?”
“What?” I asked. I was confused because we don’t have a child named Evelyn.
“What did Evelyn want? Whose bell was ringing?” Hmm…
I’ll tell a couple more stories about Kendall since I can’t get him to be a guest author on the blog. He told me that one of the advantages of being a male nurse is the relationship he can have with the male nursing home residents. There’s not the tension of them flirting or being inappropriate. There is one gruff old man that has taken a liking to Kendall. One night as Kendall left his room, this man called out after him, “I love you.” I can just imagine the place Kendall has in these old people’s hearts. He can sit and talk hockey or fishing with the men and the women can mother him.
Although… Kendall did report his first proposition from a patient. A woman in her 90s was having heel pain. Kendall told her to take a seat and he would come look at it. However, one thing led to another and Kendall was completely sidetracked. By the time he got back to her, she was already in bed. The two of them decided that he would check her heel the next day. As he moved from her bedside, she said, “Give me a kiss.”
Kendall said, “Sorry, I only kiss my wife.”
The woman quickly apologized, “Oh! I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were married!”
Anyway, I thought that Kendall deserved a reward for all of his hard work over the past couple weeks. So while he slept Saturday morning, the boys and I made cinnamon rolls. The boys helped me, which normally I’m not too good at- I get too grouchy when flour and sugar are flying everywhere. But it went fairly well and I took pictures to document it. (Thankfully, there is no sound with the pictures because I have to admit that I did get a little bit grouchy.)
Good Try
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
snow.
This afternoon was another warm one, although not as sunny. Eli’s greeting was one of disbelief when I picked him up at school: “Why are you wearing a sweatshirt?!”
However, as I sat down for supper with the boys something outside the window caught my eye. Nooo!!! Snow! And since I started talking angrily about how I was going to punch every single snowflake in the noggin (now we know where my boys get their violent tendencies), I suppose the ensuing conversation is my fault. Good thing Kendall was at work- he would have just been shaking his head at us.
We ranted and raved against the snow for awhile, telling it to go back up to the clouds. I proposed that we take a heater outside to melt all the snow. Eli pointed out the preposterousness of this idea- there is no electricity outside, after all.
Then Evan said, “We could melt ourselves! Then go to the clouds. Then go to Indiana faster!”
Eli had an even better idea: “Or we could go to Mexico and get some really hot sand to throw at the snow!”
The conversation continued to deteriorate as evidenced by the following:
Eli (to the snow): Don’t make me fart on you every day when I need to fart!
Evan (also to the snow): Don’t make me poop on you every day when I need to poop and pee on you! Ha ha ha! (low and menacing)
Eli: Pee would make yellow ice. That would be creative!
Eli would like me to add that he also wanted to throw hot water on the snow. (Not to burst any little bubbles, but I do believe that was my idea first.) Evan adds that we could have a fire every day to burn the snow every day.
Ah yes, the possibilities are endless.
P.S. I will apologize in advance for centering every entry on the weather. It’s sort of an obsession right now. Supposedly this too shall pass.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Small Patches of Hope
Eli is tired of winter. He often talks about it and says that he wishes it was summer. So we rejoice in the little things that show winter will someday end.
Today we were outside and Evan said, "Mom! Look!" I looked to see what was so exciting. He was pointing to the grass that was now visible. It surprised me that even he noticed the difference. How many months has it been since we saw the grass? It's lovely! To celebrate, Evan posed for a photo in his own little patch of hope.
Our roof still has a heavy layer of snow. The sun is chipping away at it every day, so we always have lots of drips and icicles to walk through on our way out the door. This afternoon on his way in the house Evan paused for a refreshing drink.